Week 5 - Dolphins at Patriots

Nothing summed up the dolphins season thus far like the 1st and Goal they had late in the game on Sunday versus the pats. Only the hapless Fins could turn 1st and goal inside the 1” line into a 3rd and goal from the 13, and lose both Quarterbacks in the process. The season is lost but life as a dolphins fan is certainly interesting. Only we could witness our kick returner actually kicking off!!! For any other teams fans that would be something to frown about, but for us DAWGS that was actually funny. And watching our main offensive weapon carted off before the game started was…well…no big deal really. Face it DAWGS, were jaded by disaster. Now if only lightning would strike Wannstedt.

FINAL SCORE:   PATRIOTS 24 DOLPHINS 10

CHEERS TO:    Wesley Welker (Step right up to see the amazing kicking kick returner!!)
JEERS TO:        Me for taking so long to submit this week’s recap.

ALLY’S ALL STAR DOLPHIN:

Player Position Kick Returns Avg TD Long
Wes Welker Kick Returner 5 20.2 0 27
Player Position Punt Returns Avg TD Long
Wes Welker Punt Returner 5 8.2 0 21
Player Position Field Goals Long Extra Points Total Points
Wes Welker Kicker 1/1 29 1/1 4

DAWGS IN ATTENDANCE:

  • Sugar
  • JK
  • Cobbetto
  • Johnny 23
  • Monkey

    HONOURABLE MENTION:

  • Pat "Horney Monkey" Goode

    SHEDDAWG OF THE WEEK:

    Normally a guest of the Shed who provides a load of Prime Rib for Newfie cheesesteaks gets the honor. But I’m sorry Goody. THANK YOU TO DANNY CRUMMEL OF MOLSON FOR PROVIDING 15 DOZEN BEER TO THE SHED. Our season may be lost but you my friend have just injected new life into the shed. The Beer will no doubt be used to drown the DAWGS sorrows as they struggle through 12 more games.

    ON THE GRILL:

    Rib Eye Cheese Steaks

    ON TAP:

    Buffalo Bills (0-4) Finally a team on our level….of suckiness that is!

    “See you in da shed”
    Paul Brothers
    paulb@radio.fm

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